Last time I had a provider's person canvassing the neighborhood to upsell internet speed, I just told him that as soon as everyone logged on after school was out, his promise was meaningless. I can actually tell when the kids are home, because the internet speed is noticeably slower. All those pink(ish) pics, I guess. I had another guy recently trying to tell me that they could hook the fiber from the street to my house.
I (nicely, believe it or not) explained that I'm retired, and I hadn't seen anyone pulling fiber in the neighborhood.
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