I think I have found my favorite.

[Rev. Rye]

I would like to remind anyone who would consider any major-party candidate unelectable of this:





This was how Trump started his campaign. When I first saw it, I thought "Wow. The sumbitch announced his candidacy and torpedoed his chance before he even left the podium." And yet, he just got more and more powerful, and more and more jackasstic. He won the nomination, and by November, he'd broken every rule in the book, up to and including "don't brag about committing sexual assault." And he won the fucking election. He won it by the lowest popular margin since Rutherford Hayes.

There are no rules in politics anymore. If Trump winning ANY primaries at all didn't convince me of that, it was when he actually won the nomination. And then, his actually winning the election simply reinforced that. The closest thing there is is The Other Guy Must Not Win. You might not like any of the candidates, but there is no way whoever ends up isn't going to be the lesser of two evils. Why, yes, that does suck, but that's the way of the world.