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The Drunk Tank
RE: The Drunk Tank
I'm a recovering fatty.

I can't drink enough to get drunk anymore. Calories, dammit.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 10, 2016 at 10:15 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by rexbeccarox - May 10, 2016 at 10:16 pm
The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 10, 2016 at 10:21 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - May 10, 2016 at 10:23 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by rexbeccarox - May 10, 2016 at 10:24 pm
The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 10, 2016 at 10:25 pm
The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 10, 2016 at 10:27 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - May 10, 2016 at 10:27 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by TheRocketSurgeon - May 10, 2016 at 10:28 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Regina - May 10, 2016 at 10:28 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 10, 2016 at 10:31 pm
The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 10, 2016 at 10:32 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - May 10, 2016 at 10:32 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 10, 2016 at 10:41 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - May 10, 2016 at 10:32 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Regina - May 10, 2016 at 10:41 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - May 10, 2016 at 10:44 pm
The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 10, 2016 at 10:32 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by TheRocketSurgeon - May 10, 2016 at 10:52 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 10, 2016 at 10:43 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 10, 2016 at 10:57 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - May 10, 2016 at 10:58 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 10, 2016 at 11:03 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - May 10, 2016 at 11:06 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Ravenshire - May 22, 2016 at 1:02 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - May 22, 2016 at 1:23 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Ravenshire - May 22, 2016 at 1:37 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 22, 2016 at 2:16 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by TheRocketSurgeon - May 10, 2016 at 11:06 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by rexbeccarox - May 10, 2016 at 11:23 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by account_inactive - May 10, 2016 at 11:45 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by SteelCurtain - May 10, 2016 at 11:12 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by rexbeccarox - May 10, 2016 at 11:23 pm
The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 10, 2016 at 11:24 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by SteelCurtain - May 10, 2016 at 11:24 pm
The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 10, 2016 at 11:25 pm
The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 10, 2016 at 11:26 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - May 11, 2016 at 1:31 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by rexbeccarox - May 10, 2016 at 11:28 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - May 10, 2016 at 11:28 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by robvalue - May 11, 2016 at 3:30 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by TheRocketSurgeon - May 11, 2016 at 4:03 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by rexbeccarox - May 11, 2016 at 1:55 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by robvalue - May 12, 2016 at 3:21 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jello - May 11, 2016 at 5:48 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by robvalue - May 11, 2016 at 6:03 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - May 11, 2016 at 6:52 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by account_inactive - May 11, 2016 at 8:02 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Little lunch - May 11, 2016 at 7:06 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - May 11, 2016 at 7:13 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by robvalue - May 11, 2016 at 7:35 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 11, 2016 at 2:54 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - May 11, 2016 at 7:50 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by robvalue - May 11, 2016 at 7:56 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by The Valkyrie - May 11, 2016 at 9:05 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by robvalue - May 11, 2016 at 11:54 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by robvalue - May 11, 2016 at 2:54 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by rexbeccarox - May 11, 2016 at 3:17 pm
The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 11, 2016 at 6:00 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - May 11, 2016 at 7:44 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jenny A - May 11, 2016 at 8:29 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 11, 2016 at 9:01 pm
The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 11, 2016 at 10:21 pm
The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 11, 2016 at 10:23 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - May 11, 2016 at 11:22 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - May 11, 2016 at 11:28 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 11, 2016 at 11:30 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - May 12, 2016 at 12:04 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by robvalue - May 12, 2016 at 1:01 am
The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 12, 2016 at 7:00 am
The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 12, 2016 at 7:07 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by TheRocketSurgeon - May 12, 2016 at 8:33 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - May 12, 2016 at 8:41 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by TheRocketSurgeon - May 12, 2016 at 8:55 am
The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 13, 2016 at 8:06 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by rexbeccarox - May 13, 2016 at 8:08 pm
The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 13, 2016 at 8:10 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by rexbeccarox - May 13, 2016 at 8:44 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 13, 2016 at 9:03 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 13, 2016 at 9:05 pm
The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 13, 2016 at 9:06 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 13, 2016 at 9:27 pm
The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 13, 2016 at 9:30 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 13, 2016 at 10:27 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Edwardo Piet - May 13, 2016 at 11:51 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Athene - May 14, 2016 at 2:11 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by robvalue - May 14, 2016 at 3:25 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by c172 - May 14, 2016 at 11:20 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by rexbeccarox - May 14, 2016 at 2:51 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Athene - May 14, 2016 at 3:17 am
The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 14, 2016 at 8:14 am
The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 14, 2016 at 8:17 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by LastPoet - May 14, 2016 at 8:22 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - May 14, 2016 at 11:11 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by rexbeccarox - May 14, 2016 at 11:24 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by SteelCurtain - May 15, 2016 at 2:09 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Edwardo Piet - May 15, 2016 at 9:59 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by rexbeccarox - May 15, 2016 at 11:27 am
The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 19, 2016 at 11:15 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by rexbeccarox - May 19, 2016 at 11:32 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 20, 2016 at 12:50 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by c172 - May 20, 2016 at 12:51 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - May 20, 2016 at 1:12 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by AFTT47 - May 20, 2016 at 2:22 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by account_inactive - May 20, 2016 at 2:27 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - May 20, 2016 at 2:29 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by AFTT47 - May 20, 2016 at 2:34 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by account_inactive - May 20, 2016 at 8:16 am
The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 20, 2016 at 8:35 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by account_inactive - May 21, 2016 at 5:39 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by account_inactive - May 21, 2016 at 5:43 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Gemini - May 21, 2016 at 5:45 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by account_inactive - May 21, 2016 at 5:56 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Gemini - May 21, 2016 at 6:11 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by account_inactive - May 21, 2016 at 6:44 pm
The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 21, 2016 at 8:04 pm
The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 21, 2016 at 8:06 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Gemini - May 21, 2016 at 8:39 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 21, 2016 at 8:08 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Faith No More - May 21, 2016 at 9:43 pm
The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 21, 2016 at 9:44 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Faith No More - May 21, 2016 at 9:45 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 21, 2016 at 11:36 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Faith No More - May 23, 2016 at 7:05 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by account_inactive - May 22, 2016 at 8:57 am
The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 21, 2016 at 9:49 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - May 21, 2016 at 11:48 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by account_inactive - May 22, 2016 at 7:17 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Ravenshire - May 22, 2016 at 1:08 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Lemonvariable72 - May 22, 2016 at 1:12 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by robvalue - May 22, 2016 at 1:37 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 22, 2016 at 2:18 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - May 22, 2016 at 6:58 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by account_inactive - May 22, 2016 at 10:54 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Ravenshire - May 22, 2016 at 11:53 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by robvalue - May 23, 2016 at 4:35 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - May 23, 2016 at 6:04 am
The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - May 23, 2016 at 6:15 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - May 23, 2016 at 7:15 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Faith No More - May 23, 2016 at 7:27 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - May 31, 2016 at 4:32 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 31, 2016 at 4:34 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - May 31, 2016 at 4:36 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Jackalope - May 31, 2016 at 4:38 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - June 7, 2016 at 8:37 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by The Valkyrie - June 7, 2016 at 8:39 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by c172 - June 7, 2016 at 8:52 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by account_inactive - June 9, 2016 at 4:40 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by c172 - June 9, 2016 at 4:54 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by account_inactive - June 9, 2016 at 5:14 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by account_inactive - June 9, 2016 at 11:25 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Gemini - June 11, 2016 at 3:19 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - June 9, 2016 at 9:17 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by account_inactive - June 9, 2016 at 9:37 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - June 9, 2016 at 9:46 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - June 9, 2016 at 9:51 pm
The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - June 9, 2016 at 9:52 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by account_inactive - June 9, 2016 at 11:34 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by The Valkyrie - June 9, 2016 at 9:54 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by abaris - June 10, 2016 at 3:57 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - June 10, 2016 at 8:05 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - June 10, 2016 at 7:11 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Exian - June 10, 2016 at 7:15 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by abaris - June 10, 2016 at 7:21 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - June 10, 2016 at 9:00 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Edwardo Piet - June 10, 2016 at 9:04 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by abaris - June 11, 2016 at 12:54 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - June 10, 2016 at 11:11 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Edwardo Piet - June 11, 2016 at 12:47 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - November 11, 2017 at 10:41 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by c172 - November 11, 2017 at 10:49 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - November 11, 2017 at 10:55 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by brewer - November 11, 2017 at 11:20 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by ignoramus - November 12, 2017 at 3:49 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - March 1, 2019 at 12:46 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Angrboda - March 1, 2019 at 9:12 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by J a c k - March 1, 2019 at 9:53 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by brewer - March 1, 2019 at 11:30 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Cod - March 8, 2019 at 3:28 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by The Valkyrie - March 8, 2019 at 3:53 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 8, 2019 at 5:57 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by polymath257 - March 8, 2019 at 6:10 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by fredd bear - March 8, 2019 at 7:08 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by SteelCurtain - March 13, 2019 at 9:07 pm
RE: The Drunk Tank - by Little lunch - March 24, 2019 at 7:54 am
RE: The Drunk Tank - by LadyForCamus - March 23, 2019 at 9:09 pm

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