Does anyone know what that bit about the shape of the Sun suggesting the Earth doesn't orbit it was all about? Everything else - apart from Darwin's henchmen - was the usual crap, but that Sun-thing was baffling to me.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'