Christianity down, secularism up!

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"Commanded" well that fucker can fuck right off.

yes commanded, what did you think, God was just offering suggestions? 

Your idea of god: Umm excuse me guys, umm if it's not too much trouble,, i set this whole deal u where you can go to heaven if you just maybe pay my some attention and listen up if it is not too much trouble.

God is closer to this: Look you little 1/2 monkey bastards I sent my son and gave him to you and you kicked his ass and killed him on a f-ing tree. So if the rest of you monkey mother having A-holes don't want to be treated like the actual guys who killed my son you will honor his name and what He did for the rest of you by following what he taught. other wise face the father like you had a hand in killing the son..

So command yeah? get it now?

Actually my idea of god is the same as my idea of Darth Vader in the prequels. 
A rather poorly written fictional character.

BUT the believers idea that this fiction COMMANDS we, who don't share that delusion and expect that we should still fall in line is annoying.