Stranger in a bar, "Is this seat saved?"
Me, pulling out a bible, "No. Are you?"
SIAB: "Uh. I'll sit over there."
Me, pulling out a bible, "No. Are you?"
SIAB: "Uh. I'll sit over there."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"