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Your Favorite Religious/ Scriptural Quotes
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RE: Your Favorite Religious/ Scriptural Quotes
June 24, 2019 at 8:02 pm
(June 24, 2019 at 7:41 pm)no one Wrote: Jesus fucking christ, what the fuck are you doing? Merge you god damn asshole, merge!

I was building a house for my 12 year old daughters rabbit. I smashed my thumb with a framing hammer. I was jumping up and down yelling "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!!!"

I heard my daughter say "Mom, Dad's praying again!"
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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Your Favorite Religious/ Scriptural Quotes - by chimp3 - June 24, 2019 at 7:20 pm
RE: Your Favorite Religious/ Scriptural Quotes - by chimp3 - June 24, 2019 at 8:02 pm

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