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Your Favorite Religious/ Scriptural Quotes

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Your Favorite Religious/ Scriptural Quotes
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RE: Your Favorite Religious/ Scriptural Quotes
June 25, 2019 at 1:06 am
In the bible 1 Thessalonians 5:16 "Rejoice always," Also the shortest.
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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Your Favorite Religious/ Scriptural Quotes

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Your Favorite Religious/ Scriptural Quotes - by chimp3 - June 24, 2019 at 7:20 pm
RE: Your Favorite Religious/ Scriptural Quotes - by Haipule - June 25, 2019 at 1:06 am

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