Which religion would be easiest for you if you had to be in one?

[Rev. Rye]

Odd, I did not peg you as the Republican type.

For me, it'd almost certainly be Buddhism, preferably a variation that allows for meat-eating. I hear Theravada Buddhism is pretty accepting of carnivorism:

"“Killing living beings,
hunting, cutting, binding,
theft, lying, fraud, deceptions,
useless recitations,
associating with the wives of others:
This is a raw stench,
not the eating of meat."
(Amagandha Sutra)

Republicans would be the First sacrificed to the Sun god.

The great thing about Aztec human sacrifice is that they don’t need to be virgins, wise, or of any real value to humanity.

It’s all about volume!

Funny thing is that the Aztec system is closer to the religious ideology of the Republican right than anything Christ ever did.