“I’m a grandparent, here’s a picture of my newborn grandson. Let me show you!”
“Why? It’s a newborn. They all look like a constipated Danny De Vito, eating particularly sour lemons!”
“Why? It’s a newborn. They all look like a constipated Danny De Vito, eating particularly sour lemons!”
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"