Sign on the wall in a public restroom:
"We aim to please,
You aim too, please"
Well if women think it's so damned easy, they can aim for me and they can try and figure out how to best handle a dualie!
Can I get a yea-men!
"We aim to please,
You aim too, please"
Well if women think it's so damned easy, they can aim for me and they can try and figure out how to best handle a dualie!
Can I get a yea-men!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
