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#3231
RE: joke time
July 25, 2019 at 10:59 am
(July 24, 2019 at 2:35 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(July 24, 2019 at 12:19 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: [Image: D9QzlvL.jpg]

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RE: joke time
July 27, 2019 at 6:36 pm
Sign on the wall in a public restroom:

"We aim to please,
You aim too, please"

Well if women think it's so damned easy, they can aim for me and they can try and figure out how to best handle a dualie!

Can I get a yea-men!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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RE: joke time
July 28, 2019 at 5:17 am
(July 27, 2019 at 6:36 pm)Haipule Wrote: Sign on the wall in a public restroom:

"We aim to please,
You aim too, please"

Well if women think it's so damned easy, they can aim for me and they can try and figure out how to best handle a dualie!

Can I get a yea-men!

If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be sweet and wipe the seat.



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RE: joke time
July 28, 2019 at 6:08 am
Printed sign in a public jacks:

'Please Wiggel Handel'

Handwritten addition:

'If I wiggel it, will it wiggel Bach?'

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RE: joke time
July 29, 2019 at 3:00 pm
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a headless corpse?




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RE: joke time
July 29, 2019 at 3:45 pm
A chemist started a football team, the cheerleaders were nicknamed the "Peptides".
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RE: joke time
July 30, 2019 at 3:13 pm
If Satan goes bald, there will be Hell toupee.

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RE: joke time
July 30, 2019 at 3:28 pm
(July 30, 2019 at 3:13 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If Satan goes bald, there will be Hell toupee.

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Ther’s a death squad on its way to see you for that!
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: joke time
July 30, 2019 at 4:40 pm
(July 30, 2019 at 3:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(July 30, 2019 at 3:13 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If Satan goes bald, there will be Hell toupee.

Boru

Ther’s a death squad on its way to see you for that!

You're welcome.

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RE: joke time
July 30, 2019 at 5:07 pm
(July 30, 2019 at 4:40 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(July 30, 2019 at 3:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Ther’s a death squad on its way to see you for that!

You're welcome.

Boru

If you liked that, you're gonna LOVE this one:

I have an ursine cloning machine.  The function display wasn't working, so I had to put my hand on the machine to make sure it's running.  I've said this before, but I feel bears repeating.

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