Dear Theist: Do Your Job or Find Another

[Rev. Rye]

You can either do your fucking job or you can get a job where your prejudices don't get in the way. If you do the former, just remember that you said that you usually have only about seven marriage licenses to file per year, so, odds are, you'll only have to do it a few times before you're old enough to retire, which, given how old you look, shouldn't be too long. If you do the latter, just be forewarned that, like Bosley Crowther, former film critic of the New York Times, you will soon prove to be on the wrong side of history.