(August 4, 2019 at 11:42 am)Nay_Sayer Wrote: USA! I'm with Biker. The actual solution lies within arming everyone but also everything;
And I'm proud to be an Americaaaaaaaaaaan
- Mounted turrets on all doors
- Full ballistic armor for every citizen, Special fun-size vests for kids in cool colors and printed action heroes or princesses in time for school
- Armed guards to protect the armed guards at malls
- New gun shoes. Shoes with small single-shot pistols in the toe, Triggered by a hard stomp or whistle for you runners.
- Gun checkpoints. These would ensure that any citizen not carrying the minimum allowed 4 gun protection would be given one
- Free AK-47's with every 6th ice cream cone purchase at participating Baskin Robbins.
- Gun for pets. No longer will fido have to feel the injustice of having his right to bear arms denied.
- Tommy guns for Tots program. Now children can learn in safety when you trade in a stuffy book for a full auto
- Arming Cashiers with a specially made scan gun that doesn't just check prices but checks those filthy (Obviously brown) criminals into the smackdown hotel
- Free penis enlargements pills or surgery [Likely not to be used as we know every full American blooded male gun owner packs a mighty walloping dick)
- Bullet bandolier bras, for you ladies.
- Better discounts on bullets as well as better armor-piercing rounds
- Increased clips, Americans will not be safe until they have 500 round capacity magazines
Where at least I know I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
And I won't forget the kids who died
Who gave that right to meeeeeeeeee
And I gladly stand uuuuuuuuuuuuup
Next to you and defend her still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
FSM bless the USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
FUCK THIS SHIT, I want a James Bond car with gun turrets.
I want to shoot people I don't like like Dirty Harry does in the movies.
USA USA USA #1 IN FIREARM VIOLENCE!
