Sen. Moscow Mitch Injured at Home

[Amarok]

In the news today, Senator "Moscow" Mitch McConnell suffered an unfortunate fall after slipping on some bullshit he'd carelessly left around his house, underscoring the tragedy of taking your work home with you. His doctors (which he can afford since he's not one of millions of Americans without health care coverage) said that he'd fractured his shoulder, which had already been strained to the limit with all the water-carrying he'd done for Putin for the last few years. They have released the senator under strict orders to get plenty of rest and avoid acts of treason for at least three weeks. 

https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/04/politics/...index.html

Nah he probably hurt himself  carrying the bag with all his Russian bribe money