Jeffrey Epstein Dead

[Pat Mustard]

I guess they weren't able to put a horse head onto his cot.

After the first 'attempt' the writing was on the wall as to how this guy was going to meet his end.

I reckon when he realised the court papers were going to be unsealed he would be facing a long time behind bars in a prison where everybody'd be out to get him (perverts have it very rough in jail, there are some areas so low even career criminals won't stoop to), so he tried to commit suicide, succeeding on the second attempt.

People who are suicidal don't stop if the first attempt is unsuccessful, that's why most jails and mental hospitals have a suicide watch protocol.