Dead Pool - Trump Edition

[The Valkyrie]

So, in light of an idea Boru had in my other recent thread (it was HIS idea, so if the FBI or CIA is monitoring this forum, IT WAS HIM!!*), we thought it would be a good idea to give everyone a chance to speculate when, how, etc., Trump's gonna croak.**

So, get your bets in.

When?
How?
Where?

And any other details you can think up.

And, go!!






*Just kidding. Come and get me, motherfuckers. And, if you're actually ICE, I'll make my self-defence twice as painful for you.




**You're all co-conspirators now. If I'm going down, you're all going down with me!!

[Paleophyte]

When?

Sept. 15, 2026

How?

Eaten alive by his own followers.

Where?

Mar-a-Lago

And any other details you can think up.

The fool has surrounded himself with some of the least stable individuals imaginable and then undermined the global economy. These are the imbeciles that have already staged an insurrection once based on nothing more than a rumor. When the US economy implodes and their 401k's vanish it will not be anything as genteel as a No More Kings protest that comes knocking on his door. He's witless and a narcissist, which means that he'll be incapable of hiding in Argentina or wherever they're sheltering war criminals now, even if the thought does cross his mind. I'm employing the generous assumption that he'll survive long enough to retreat to his Fortress of Tackiness and be devoured by an angry mod of Florida Man.

This is a prediction of violence, not an endorsement, though if anybody needs a recipe for pumpkin spice longpig, I can probably whip something up.

[awty]

When - not soon enough
How - struck by lightning for telling big lies one too many times
Where - one of his golf courses where they simply bury him where he dropped

Start of celebration - immediately

[Fake Messiah]

As the war in Iran progresses, Trump will be pressed to send Barron to war. Considering that Trump doesn't give a fuck about the brat, he'll send him, and Barron will shortly afterwards be killed. Then Melania will offer him sex after many years, as a way for them to console each other, but then during sex, Trump will get mortally poisoned by all the germs and diseases growing on Melania's pussy, germs that she's been growing to avenge her only son, since she's the only person in the world who loves Barron.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

When: Wednesday 4 November 2026 (the day after the US midterm elections)

How: Massive coronary*

Where: During a White House press conference, live and on camera.

Boru

*I would prefer a self-inflicted gunshot wound (same circumstances) but I don't think his narcissism would make that possible.

[Nay_Sayer]

When: Probably just after it hits the age of 110, because it will fester around as all cancer does, for far too long.

[AFTT47]

When: October 31 2026

Where: Outside the US Capitol building

How: Assassinated by a Capitol Police officer.

[Astreja]

When: April 17, 2026

Where: Walter Reed Medical Centre in Bethesda, Maryland

How: Brain dead after massive stroke caused by social media hissy-fit in the wee hours of April 14.

[awty]

When: April 17, 2026

Where: Walter Reed Medical Centre in Bethesda, Maryland

How: Brain dead after massive stroke caused by social media hissy-fit in the wee hours of April 14.

From your mouth to the ears of the Universe.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Maybe he won’t die at all (horrid thought, I know). It’s been frequently noted that the good die young but bastards live forever.

Boru