Jeffrey Epstein Dead

[Rev. Rye]

At this point, my current hypothesis (which I freely admit may be debunked after a proper investigation) is that someone high up in the prison ended up being so disgusted by Epstein's crimes that he (or she) allowed him to be taken off suicide watch (Honestly, given the nature of the offenses, and how there's a very real chance that he might not feel the full penalty of law if when it's all over [the last I heard about Harvey Weinstein, he had reached a $44 million settlement with his victims] it's understandable that someone would resort to such a thing, even if it would be a major breach of protocol that casts a bad eye on themselves). Of course, his body is barely cold (it was only discovered 15 hours ago!), and the investigation into how they could have let this happen has only just begun.

Also, for anyone wondering about the method, he apparently hanged himself. Of course, it's not unreasonable to assume that someone else might have done the deed for him, it has happened in the past, but I wouldn't totally rule out anything yet.