I would suggest a compromise.
'God, thanks for this food we are about to receive, amen, let's eat.'
5 seconds.
If that prayer lasted more than 30 seconds, I would think my friend is taking the piss.
I would make the prayer go on for ages, don't forget to pray for this parsley, it's not included in the meal, it's a garnish, you have to pray for it separately, and don't forget to pray for the safety of the chefs. :-)
'God, thanks for this food we are about to receive, amen, let's eat.'
5 seconds.
If that prayer lasted more than 30 seconds, I would think my friend is taking the piss.
I would make the prayer go on for ages, don't forget to pray for this parsley, it's not included in the meal, it's a garnish, you have to pray for it separately, and don't forget to pray for the safety of the chefs. :-)
