God, Energy and Matter

[Nay_Sayer]

Yes, and the FSM came to Olive Garden and sacrificed himself so you might become fed and diabetic.  How can you not believe in him?

I really want to believe,  but it still hasn't been proven that he he was on the menu.  Others have claimed to have visions of pink spaghetti on their menu.  Maybe I just wanted FSM to be there and I imagined it.

Really,  there is a spaghetti monster, but he's not God. God is real and FSM is made up.  When someone gives up their life for FSM I'll pay more attention.

The fabled prophet Raygu gave his life and life of his followers for FSM.  -Doughorotomy 1-8-

 I'm sorry your imagined diety has let you down so.

But I must ask, Is the only qualifying feature for a god to exist is that someone will or is willing to die for it?  Seems very lackluster.
Thoughts and prayers.  RAmen