questions Christians can't answer

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I've come up with some more:

1.  How can you make 0 0 0 = 6 (you can only add mathematical operators, the equal sign is inviolate, and you may not add any integers)?

2.  What is wrong with my printer?

3.  Some people keep rats as pets.  Should these people be medicated?

4.  What the hell are bats arguing about?

5.  If the love of money is the root of all evil, what emotion is the root of being constantly surprised?

Boru

If money is the root of all evil, why does God always need money? 

Off topic, but moderately cute:

Mathematical Proof That God Is Evil

When one believes in the Abrahamic god, one is required to invest both time and money in this belief, thus:

God = time x money

However, we're often told that 'time is money'.  Therefore,

God = money x money  or money^2

But since money (or at least the love thereof) is the root and (therefore the cause) of evil, we infer that,

God = √evil (^2) or

 God = evil

Boru