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Have you ever? And I am sure everyone has.
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RE: Have you ever? And I am sure everyone has.
(October 19, 2019 at 3:28 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: A friend and I were in the dairy recently picking up a few things when a cop walked in.  I immediately pointed at my mate and said, 'He's the one you want!'

The copper didn't smile, but I didn't get arrested either.  So, all good.

Boru

It is funny you should mention that.

A few months ago, my regular cab driver dropped me off at the grocery store. I went in shopped for some time, came out and  she told me I had to wait because she had locked the keys in the car. But the cab companies had a deal with the cops in the county if that happened to call them and they would break into the cars for free.

So I come out, she tells me she got locked out. Both of us have to wait, which was not a problem. So the cops show up. and break out the slim jim, go about getting in the car, and I make the comment, " Don't feel bad, I've done that before." And she, being a smart ass, says, "You've broken into a car before?"
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Have you ever? And I am sure everyone has. - by Brian37 - October 19, 2019 at 12:37 pm
RE: Have you ever? And I am sure everyone has. - by no one - October 19, 2019 at 12:44 pm
RE: Have you ever? And I am sure everyone has. - by Athene - October 19, 2019 at 2:24 pm
RE: Have you ever? And I am sure everyone has. - by Brian37 - October 19, 2019 at 4:18 pm

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