Insisting that their god and/or Jesus is demonstrably, provably real - then proving it with quotes from their sole source, a book of mythology.
Bringing up Josephus, Suetonius, Tacitus and the younger of the Plinys as if they actually mean what they want them to.
Ending a discussion, even a friendly non-religious one, with "Well, I'll pray for you anyway!" or somesuch. Basically anything from this list.
And for me, the one that really makes me want to smash my head against the wall until the stupid stops, or there's a new door, whichever comes first:
Bringing up Josephus, Suetonius, Tacitus and the younger of the Plinys as if they actually mean what they want them to.
Ending a discussion, even a friendly non-religious one, with "Well, I'll pray for you anyway!" or somesuch. Basically anything from this list.
And for me, the one that really makes me want to smash my head against the wall until the stupid stops, or there's a new door, whichever comes first:
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
