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Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex?
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RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex?
Mary and Joe were erm gallivanting, as it were.

Mary gets up the duff because as a peasant she is not good at counting.

Mary and Joe knows she will be executed for the sin of...something. It is not adultery since neither were married. Being sexed up youngsters, I suppose.

Mary and Joe concoct a story to cover up for the unexpected pregnancy by making up a "holy rapist", thus saving Mary from the inevitable stoning.

And they all lived happily ever after.
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Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Fake Messiah - March 17, 2020 at 10:13 am
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by no one - March 17, 2020 at 11:05 am
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by zebo-the-fat - March 17, 2020 at 11:15 am
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Ranjr - March 17, 2020 at 11:39 am
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Fake Messiah - March 17, 2020 at 12:39 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Ranjr - March 17, 2020 at 1:46 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Abaddon_ire - March 17, 2020 at 1:49 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Drich - March 17, 2020 at 1:26 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Abaddon_ire - March 17, 2020 at 5:15 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by arewethereyet - March 17, 2020 at 5:35 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Abaddon_ire - March 17, 2020 at 5:52 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Abaddon_ire - March 17, 2020 at 6:53 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by brewer - March 17, 2020 at 3:21 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Brian37 - March 17, 2020 at 1:29 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by arewethereyet - March 17, 2020 at 1:56 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Rhizomorph13 - March 17, 2020 at 3:51 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by arewethereyet - March 17, 2020 at 3:57 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by LastPoet - March 17, 2020 at 2:28 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Chad32 - March 17, 2020 at 8:21 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Brian37 - March 17, 2020 at 8:28 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Rhizomorph13 - March 17, 2020 at 8:30 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Chad32 - March 17, 2020 at 8:31 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Dundee - March 18, 2020 at 7:08 am
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by LastPoet - March 18, 2020 at 1:33 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by LastPoet - March 18, 2020 at 2:51 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Abaddon_ire - March 18, 2020 at 2:53 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Chad32 - March 18, 2020 at 3:53 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Fake Messiah - March 18, 2020 at 5:13 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Abaddon_ire - March 18, 2020 at 6:47 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by arewethereyet - March 18, 2020 at 7:03 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Abaddon_ire - March 18, 2020 at 8:05 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by arewethereyet - March 18, 2020 at 5:35 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by arewethereyet - March 18, 2020 at 1:51 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Anomalocaris - March 18, 2020 at 1:56 pm
RE: Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex? - by Abaddon_ire - March 18, 2020 at 2:00 pm

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