joke time

[The Valkyrie]

A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London. He currently asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel.

          The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab
and opened the door.

          The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing? "
          The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so piss off and wait for a camel!"

London's Black cabs don't play Music 

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Why do kilts have buttons?

Because sheep can hear zippers at a hundred metres.

Now I know why the scottish wears kilts

"Kilt"

What happens to the people who call them "skirts".