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#3751
RE: joke time
May 3, 2020 at 8:40 pm
Why do kilts have buttons?

Because sheep can hear zippers at a hundred metres.

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#3752
RE: joke time
May 3, 2020 at 9:40 pm
Why are there Marines on Naval ships?

Sheep are too obvious. Still trying to figure out why a Marine told me that one.  Huh
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#3753
RE: joke time
May 3, 2020 at 9:41 pm
Why bring a sheep to the edge of a cliff? It makes the sheep push back.

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#3754
RE: joke time
May 4, 2020 at 12:24 am (This post was last modified: May 4, 2020 at 12:44 am by AniKoferBo.)
(July 25, 2014 at 8:17 am)ignoramus Wrote: A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London. He currently asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel.

          The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab
and opened the door.

          The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing? "
          The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so piss off and wait for a camel!"
ROFLOL

London's Black cabs don't play Music  Razz
(May 3, 2020 at 8:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Why do kilts have buttons?

Because sheep can hear zippers at a hundred metres.

Now I know why the scottish wears kilts
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RE: joke time
May 4, 2020 at 12:56 am
(May 4, 2020 at 12:24 am)masoni Wrote:
(July 25, 2014 at 8:17 am)ignoramus Wrote: A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London. He currently asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel.

          The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab
and opened the door.

          The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing? "
          The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so piss off and wait for a camel!"
ROFLOL

London's Black cabs don't play Music  Razz
(May 3, 2020 at 8:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Why do kilts have buttons?

Because sheep can hear zippers at a hundred metres.

Now I know why the scottish wears kilts

"Kilt"

What happens to the people who call them "skirts".

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RE: joke time
May 4, 2020 at 4:29 am (This post was last modified: May 4, 2020 at 4:29 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
The proper response to the question, 'What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?' is 'Gie us yer hand, lassie, and we'll show ye.'

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#3757
RE: joke time
May 4, 2020 at 10:40 am
[Image: jZdL5El.jpg]
LOL
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#3758
RE: joke time
May 4, 2020 at 12:12 pm
(May 4, 2020 at 12:56 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 4, 2020 at 12:24 am)masoni Wrote: London's Black cabs don't play Music  Razz

Now I know why the scottish wears kilts

"Kilt"

What happens to the people who call them "skirts".



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#3759
RE: joke time
May 4, 2020 at 12:19 pm (This post was last modified: May 4, 2020 at 12:20 pm by Brian37.)
Jim Carrey  is staring in "Mask 2, Attack Of The Covid-19" "SOMEBODY STOP ME!"
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RE: joke time
May 4, 2020 at 1:59 pm
(May 4, 2020 at 4:29 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The proper response to the question, 'What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?' is 'Gie us yer hand, lassie, and we'll show ye.'

Boru

The rest of it-

She pulls her hand back, quickly, "That's gruesome!"

"Aye, check it again, lassie, it's grew some more!"
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