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How WON’T You Die?

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How WON’T You Die?

June 12, 2020 at 2:26 pm

I was browsing my Harlan Ellison stuff when I ran across the essay ‘The Day That I Died’, in which the author imagines various ways that his life might end.

It got me thinking. In what way(s) are you, personally, LEAST likely to snuff it?

I’m extremely unlikely to die as a result of:

-My parachute failing to open.

-Being thrown from a horse.

-Overdosing on recreational drugs.

-Accidentally shooting myself while cleaning my gun.

-Choking on a slice of pizza.

-Beetroot poisoning.

-Getting lost while camping/hiking/mountaineering.

-Alcohol poisoning.

Boru

‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax

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How WON’T You Die? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 12, 2020 at 2:26 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 12, 2020 at 2:27 pm

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RE: How WON’T You Die? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 12, 2020 at 3:16 pm

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RE: How WON’T You Die? - by Little lunch - June 12, 2020 at 6:06 pm

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