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How WON’T You Die?

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RE: How WON’T You Die?

June 14, 2020 at 7:57 am

(June 14, 2020 at 5:16 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(June 13, 2020 at 7:08 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Unless you DO have sex with a woman. Then it's not unlikely....

Hey yer not dead yet... You could win the lottery and then they'll be TRYING to kill you that way...

That’s a myth, I think. I bought my first and only lottery ticket when I was 24. It won me £20 (I quit while I was ahead) and no one tried to fuck me to death over it.

Boru

I got a check for $25k at one point and deposited it my credit union account. Because of legal wrangling with an insurance company - I began taking the money out in cash and locking it up in my gun safe. By the end of the month the money was "gone". (And safe in my safe).

I got a call from a lady I knew as a friend. She wanted to start dating... "How come you and me never got romantic".....(I happened to be single at the time)

...

Long story short - she had a friend who worked at the credit union.

By the time I cleaned out the account - she quit returning my calls......

I still kinda chuckle over that one...

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How WON’T You Die? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 12, 2020 at 2:26 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 12, 2020 at 2:27 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 12, 2020 at 2:28 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 12, 2020 at 2:38 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by no one - June 12, 2020 at 2:34 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by The Architect Of Fate - June 12, 2020 at 2:46 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by arewethereyet - June 12, 2020 at 2:54 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by onlinebiker - June 12, 2020 at 3:02 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 12, 2020 at 3:16 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 12, 2020 at 3:11 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by onlinebiker - June 12, 2020 at 4:03 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 12, 2020 at 4:16 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by zebo-the-fat - June 12, 2020 at 4:08 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by onlinebiker - June 12, 2020 at 5:44 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 12, 2020 at 6:16 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by Gwaithmir - June 12, 2020 at 5:50 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by Little lunch - June 12, 2020 at 6:06 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 12, 2020 at 6:09 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by brewer - June 12, 2020 at 6:34 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by Little lunch - June 12, 2020 at 6:59 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by onlinebiker - June 12, 2020 at 11:20 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by Fireball - June 12, 2020 at 11:54 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by chimp3 - June 12, 2020 at 10:38 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by The Valkyrie - June 12, 2020 at 11:35 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by UtilitarianDeist - June 13, 2020 at 5:40 am

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by Gwaithmir - June 13, 2020 at 9:17 am

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by Silver - June 13, 2020 at 9:17 am

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by Gwaithmir - June 13, 2020 at 5:56 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by onlinebiker - June 13, 2020 at 7:08 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 14, 2020 at 5:16 am

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by onlinebiker - June 14, 2020 at 7:57 am

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by no one - June 13, 2020 at 4:25 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by The Valkyrie - June 14, 2020 at 6:33 am

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 14, 2020 at 6:51 am

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by The Valkyrie - June 15, 2020 at 4:48 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by Gwaithmir - June 14, 2020 at 7:05 am

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 14, 2020 at 7:33 am

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by Little lunch - June 14, 2020 at 1:31 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by Athene - June 14, 2020 at 9:56 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by polymath257 - June 15, 2020 at 9:15 am

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 15, 2020 at 10:04 am

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by onlinebiker - June 15, 2020 at 12:17 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 15, 2020 at 1:25 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 15, 2020 at 6:43 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by no one - June 15, 2020 at 1:32 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 15, 2020 at 1:35 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by no one - June 15, 2020 at 5:02 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by The Valkyrie - June 15, 2020 at 5:17 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by no one - June 15, 2020 at 6:27 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by arewethereyet - June 15, 2020 at 6:52 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 15, 2020 at 9:02 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by Little lunch - June 16, 2020 at 6:53 am

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by The Valkyrie - June 16, 2020 at 7:07 am

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by The Valkyrie - June 15, 2020 at 9:46 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by no one - June 16, 2020 at 5:09 am

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by Gwaithmir - June 16, 2020 at 6:38 am

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 16, 2020 at 7:09 am

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by Little lunch - June 16, 2020 at 7:11 am

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by The Valkyrie - June 16, 2020 at 7:20 am

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 16, 2020 at 7:44 am

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by onlinebiker - June 16, 2020 at 4:15 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by Gwaithmir - June 17, 2020 at 4:02 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by onlinebiker - June 17, 2020 at 5:04 pm

RE: How WON’T You Die? - by Little lunch - June 16, 2020 at 4:35 pm

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