Random Thoughts

[onlinebiker]

Not at all...

Apparently it is very important that they be virgins. (My guess is so they can't spot inadequecy)k

You get 72 virgins. Once you fuck them - obviously - they are no longer virgin and therefor undesirable.

You have to space out 72 lays over eternity.


Infinity divided by 72 is so close to infinity you will be blowing dust out of your pecker by the time comes for your second lay.


Sounds like hell to me.

Islam has a neat trick to get round that. The 72 virgins are actually celestial beings and are perpetually virginal.

Boru

Actually that's just their cover story.

Truth is the virginity is maintained by shortness of dick.....


Sad....