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It is time to put the "Hammer" down.
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RE: It is time to put the "Hammer" down.
(July 17, 2020 at 12:27 pm)Brian37 Wrote: This following episode has to be my favorite. It has a punchline referencing my more favorite "Moonlighting" 80s detective comedy/drama.




Sledge Hammer was a great show.

I still love how he was introduced in the pilot.

Reporter: "An armed robbery at this grocery store was thwarted by the man standing next to me. Inspector Sledge Hammer, can you tell us what happened in your own words?"

Hammer, holding two grocery bags, "Well miss, I was doing my shopping when two men burst in and threatened the owner with shotguns. It was then that I drew my magnum and killed them both. Then I bought some milk, some eggs, and some ofvthose little cocktail wieners."

Reporter, "Inspector Hammer, is what you did absolutely necessary?"

Hammer, "Oh yes. I had no groceries at all."

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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It is time to put the "Hammer" down. - by Brian37 - July 17, 2020 at 11:31 am
RE: It is time to put the "Hammer" down. - by Brian37 - July 17, 2020 at 12:27 pm
RE: It is time to put the "Hammer" down. - by The Valkyrie - July 17, 2020 at 9:33 pm
RE: It is time to put the "Hammer" down. - by Brian37 - July 17, 2020 at 1:14 pm
RE: It is time to put the "Hammer" down. - by Rev. Rye - July 17, 2020 at 12:31 pm
RE: It is time to put the "Hammer" down. - by Porcupine - July 17, 2020 at 1:49 pm
RE: It is time to put the "Hammer" down. - by Brian37 - July 17, 2020 at 1:59 pm
RE: It is time to put the "Hammer" down. - by Brian37 - July 19, 2020 at 3:09 am
RE: It is time to put the "Hammer" down. - by Brian37 - July 19, 2020 at 7:32 am
RE: It is time to put the "Hammer" down. - by Brian37 - July 19, 2020 at 10:41 am

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