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Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice?

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Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice?
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RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice?
July 31, 2020 at 12:21 am
Jesus hung out with men.  He was into the hard stuff, if you know what I mean.  

Abstinence is for those who don't know when to quit.  Like the bigtime party guy buddy who had to chose between Jesus and drinking himself to death.  Now he's all about church.  So in the story, Jesus filled that guy's cup with grape juice.

It's the dudes who can't maintain that make it weird for everyone.  Put that in your sermon and mount it.
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Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice?

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Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by Dundee - July 30, 2020 at 7:17 am
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by Silver - July 30, 2020 at 7:19 am
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by Gwaithmir - July 30, 2020 at 7:23 am
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by Dundee - July 30, 2020 at 7:24 am
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by brewer - July 30, 2020 at 8:01 am
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by Silver - July 30, 2020 at 8:02 am
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by brewer - July 30, 2020 at 8:37 am
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by chimp3 - July 30, 2020 at 8:09 am
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by Brian37 - July 30, 2020 at 5:05 pm
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by Rev. Rye - July 30, 2020 at 5:45 pm
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by Dundee - July 30, 2020 at 7:16 pm
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by AniKoferBo - August 1, 2020 at 8:20 am
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by no one - July 30, 2020 at 7:47 pm
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by Gnomey - July 30, 2020 at 11:53 pm
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by ignoramus - July 31, 2020 at 12:37 am
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by Ranjr - July 31, 2020 at 12:21 am
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by Brian37 - July 31, 2020 at 11:36 am
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by Brian37 - July 31, 2020 at 11:56 am
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by Drich - July 31, 2020 at 4:11 pm
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by Rev. Rye - July 31, 2020 at 6:39 pm
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by Drich - August 3, 2020 at 11:12 am
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by Rev. Rye - August 3, 2020 at 11:54 am
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by Drich - August 4, 2020 at 1:07 pm
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by Drich - August 3, 2020 at 9:41 am
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by brewer - July 31, 2020 at 4:59 pm
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by Rev. Rye - July 31, 2020 at 11:29 pm
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by Dundee - August 2, 2020 at 6:54 am
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by no one - August 2, 2020 at 5:53 pm
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by Rev. Rye - August 2, 2020 at 5:59 pm
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by Rev. Rye - August 4, 2020 at 3:54 pm
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by Dundee - October 24, 2020 at 4:05 pm
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by Nay_Sayer - October 24, 2020 at 4:24 pm
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by Fake Messiah - October 24, 2020 at 9:50 pm
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by Dundee - November 14, 2020 at 8:13 pm
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by Prycejosh1987 - November 16, 2020 at 3:08 pm
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by Dundee - November 26, 2020 at 8:37 pm
RE: Did Jesus drink wine or grape juice? - by Rev. Rye - November 26, 2020 at 10:18 pm

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