The majority of Christians believe that God has powers which are not bounded by nature. This is called ‘magic’.
The majority of Christians believe (with scriptural support) that God exists in a region above the Earth. This is called the ‘sky’ (or the ‘Heavens’).
The majority of Christians believe that God answers prayers, which is indistinguishable from granting wishes. A Being with this ability may properly be termed a ‘fairy’.
God is, therefore, a magic sky fairy. But I am nothing if not fair minded. In the interest of accuracy and as a concession to Christians, I am happy to refer to God as a ‘magic heaven fairy’.
Boru
The majority of Christians believe (with scriptural support) that God exists in a region above the Earth. This is called the ‘sky’ (or the ‘Heavens’).
The majority of Christians believe that God answers prayers, which is indistinguishable from granting wishes. A Being with this ability may properly be termed a ‘fairy’.
God is, therefore, a magic sky fairy. But I am nothing if not fair minded. In the interest of accuracy and as a concession to Christians, I am happy to refer to God as a ‘magic heaven fairy’.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
