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How do Christians imagine 2nd coming of Jesus?

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How do Christians imagine 2nd coming of Jesus?
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RE: How do Christians imagine 2nd coming of Jesus?
August 17, 2020 at 4:59 pm
(August 17, 2020 at 4:36 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote:
(August 17, 2020 at 4:10 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: None of the denominations I’m aware of are holding out for laser eyes, but the rest of it’s pretty close.

Well, there is a description of Jesus in Revelation with "eyes like blazing fire" and I've seen it portrayed like that

[Image: eyes-lazer.jpg]

And who knows, maybe Kevin Smith's upcoming rapture movie where Christ is like Godzilla (Christzilla) will perhaps be the most accurate portrayal of how Christians imagine that event.

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RE: How do Christians imagine 2nd coming of Jesus? - by zebo-the-fat - August 17, 2020 at 4:59 pm
RE: How do Christians imagine 2nd coming of Jesus? - by brewer - September 14, 2020 at 7:43 pm
RE: How do Christians imagine 2nd coming of Jesus? - by Belacqua - September 14, 2020 at 10:03 pm
RE: How do Christians imagine 2nd coming of Jesus? - by Drich - September 9, 2020 at 11:12 am
RE: How do Christians imagine 2nd coming of Jesus? - by Drich - September 14, 2020 at 2:01 pm

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