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How do Christians imagine 2nd coming of Jesus?
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RE: How do Christians imagine 2nd coming of Jesus?
(August 17, 2020 at 8:23 pm)brewer Wrote:
(August 17, 2020 at 6:40 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: So we have to find Lemarchand's box and solve it?

Why isn't there a meme of NPH as pinhead saying,

"Your pain will be legend...


...dary!"

Watch more original series Star Trek. (or just google the phrase) In the same episode you'll find the heavenly lobotomy.





This clears up NOTHING! Yes, I'm being purposely obtuse. When I hear pain and delight I automatically think cenobite, not Star Trek.

No kill I
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RE: How do Christians imagine 2nd coming of Jesus? - by Rhizomorph13 - August 17, 2020 at 9:13 pm
RE: How do Christians imagine 2nd coming of Jesus? - by Silver - September 10, 2020 at 9:49 am
RE: How do Christians imagine 2nd coming of Jesus? - by brewer - September 14, 2020 at 7:43 pm
RE: How do Christians imagine 2nd coming of Jesus? - by Belacqua - September 14, 2020 at 10:03 pm
RE: How do Christians imagine 2nd coming of Jesus? - by Drich - September 9, 2020 at 11:12 am
RE: How do Christians imagine 2nd coming of Jesus? - by Drich - September 14, 2020 at 2:01 pm

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