Your favorite meat approximation?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Tofu.  I mean if you're going meat substitute, go all the fucking way you pansies.

You ever had pickled pigs feet?

I mailed a jar of that to South Africa a while back, along with a bunch of other USian oddities. Bloke broke them out for an office party and his boss nearly fired him. He counted that as a win.  

Pig’s feet are awesome, but we can’t get them here. Had them all the time growing up.

I prefer them corned and fried to pickled, though.

Boru