Since it’s abundantly clear that there aren’t going to be actual debates and the current nonsense clearly makes Trump uncomfortable, we should try to come up with ways to make these things more useful. Post any suggestions you have. Here’s mine:
Add a third podium to the stage. It will have no microphone and will be surrounded by soundproofed Plexiglass. If either candidate 1) lies 2) interrupts or 3) goes over their allotted time, they have to spend two minutes in the time out podium. Worst case: this will force Trump to modify his childish behaviour. Best case: Joe Biden gets the stage all to himself for 90 minutes.
Boru
Add a third podium to the stage. It will have no microphone and will be surrounded by soundproofed Plexiglass. If either candidate 1) lies 2) interrupts or 3) goes over their allotted time, they have to spend two minutes in the time out podium. Worst case: this will force Trump to modify his childish behaviour. Best case: Joe Biden gets the stage all to himself for 90 minutes.
Boru
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