Donald Trump and Melania test positive for Coronavirus

[Pat Mustard]

I can't help but think Melania planned this whole pandemic or maybe Pence and Melania are secret lovers and needed a way to kill him off.

It's probably the Swedes. They seem to be mysteriously immune. Damn their perfect society and ability to pole vault. They are jealous of our way of life and Big Mac's.

It actually hurts my brain to attempt to think like a Trumper.
The mental gymnastics are incredibly hard.

I'm exhausted

The dumbass got what's commin' to him.
That feels better.

Swedes are immune because they are a type of turnip. Nothing kills turnips.