We now return you to the Dumbass files already in progress.
I almost burned down my house this morning. Fortunately I caught it.
Ok, so I am boiling water to make coffee, but forgot to remove some rubber kitchen gloves I left on the stovetop. Fortunately it wasn't but a short time when I turned around and noticed my carelessness.
As my friend Joanne has said about me in the past, "You are a hot mess."
I almost burned down my house this morning. Fortunately I caught it.
Ok, so I am boiling water to make coffee, but forgot to remove some rubber kitchen gloves I left on the stovetop. Fortunately it wasn't but a short time when I turned around and noticed my carelessness.
As my friend Joanne has said about me in the past, "You are a hot mess."