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Another story from the "Dumbass" files, me.
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RE: Another story from the "Dumbass" files, me.
(October 26, 2020 at 11:44 am)Brian37 Wrote: We now return you to the Dumbass files already in progress.

I almost burned down my house this morning. Fortunately I caught it.

Ok, so I am boiling water to make coffee, but forgot to remove some rubber kitchen gloves I left on the stovetop. Fortunately it wasn't but a short time when I turned around and noticed my carelessness. 

As my friend Joanne has said about me in the past, "You are a hot mess."

Get help. Not bagging on you, not criticizing you, not complaining about you.

But seriously...get help.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Another story from the "Dumbass" files, me. - by Brian37 - October 21, 2020 at 8:15 am
RE: Another story from the "Dumbass" files, me. - by Brian37 - October 21, 2020 at 8:38 am
RE: Another story from the "Dumbass" files, me. - by Brian37 - October 22, 2020 at 8:24 am
RE: Another story from the "Dumbass" files, me. - by Brian37 - October 22, 2020 at 2:59 pm
RE: Another story from the "Dumbass" files, me. - by Brian37 - October 22, 2020 at 2:44 pm
RE: Another story from the "Dumbass" files, me. - by Brian37 - October 22, 2020 at 3:49 pm
RE: Another story from the "Dumbass" files, me. - by Brian37 - October 22, 2020 at 7:15 am
RE: Another story from the "Dumbass" files, me. - by Brian37 - October 21, 2020 at 10:24 pm
RE: Another story from the "Dumbass" files, me. - by Sal - October 22, 2020 at 5:51 am
RE: Another story from the "Dumbass" files, me. - by Sal - October 22, 2020 at 9:07 am
RE: Another story from the "Dumbass" files, me. - by Brian37 - October 24, 2020 at 6:12 pm
RE: Another story from the "Dumbass" files, me. - by Brian37 - October 24, 2020 at 6:42 pm
RE: Another story from the "Dumbass" files, me. - by Brian37 - October 25, 2020 at 9:56 am
RE: Another story from the "Dumbass" files, me. - by Angrboda - October 25, 2020 at 10:28 am
RE: Another story from the "Dumbass" files, me. - by Brian37 - October 26, 2020 at 11:44 am
RE: Another story from the "Dumbass" files, me. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 26, 2020 at 12:33 pm
RE: Another story from the "Dumbass" files, me. - by Brian37 - October 26, 2020 at 12:44 pm
RE: Another story from the "Dumbass" files, me. - by Brian37 - October 26, 2020 at 12:57 pm
RE: Another story from the "Dumbass" files, me. - by Sal - October 27, 2020 at 1:04 am
RE: Another story from the "Dumbass" files, me. - by Brian37 - October 26, 2020 at 2:40 pm

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