RE: Things I'd have liked to see in Star Wars
November 4, 2020 at 10:50 pm
(This post was last modified: November 4, 2020 at 10:51 pm by Gawdzilla Sama.)
I'd like to see a bit where Enterprise lands on a planet full of people who are wildly disagreeing and slamming each other 24/7. Kirk asks
"What happened here?"
"Nothing! This is the perfect society! It is against the law to say anything nice about another person in public!"
Kirk is positively ashen with shock and disgust.
"Well, I'm glad we don't have anything like it on Earth!"
Spock leans over and whispers in Kirk's ear.
"Well, except for Fox News."
The alien suddenly looks excited.
"I was hoping you were from the planet where we sent our colony all those years ago."
"What happened here?"
"Nothing! This is the perfect society! It is against the law to say anything nice about another person in public!"
Kirk is positively ashen with shock and disgust.
"Well, I'm glad we don't have anything like it on Earth!"
Spock leans over and whispers in Kirk's ear.
"Well, except for Fox News."
The alien suddenly looks excited.
"I was hoping you were from the planet where we sent our colony all those years ago."