RE: That Gay Thread
November 7, 2020 at 7:17 am
(This post was last modified: November 7, 2020 at 7:18 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
One of my brothers never gets tired of telling the story of picking up his (then) six year old son at school. On the ride home, my nephew asked him, ‘Daddy, what does “gay” mean?’
‘Why do you ask?’
‘One of the boys in class called another boy gay and it made him cry.’
Andy though for a minute and said, ‘You know how mummy and daddy sleep in the same bed?’
‘Yes.’
‘Well, “gay” is when two men or two ladies sleep in the same bed.’
‘Oh.’ *pause* ‘Can we stop for ice cream on the way home?’
Boru
‘Why do you ask?’
‘One of the boys in class called another boy gay and it made him cry.’
Andy though for a minute and said, ‘You know how mummy and daddy sleep in the same bed?’
‘Yes.’
‘Well, “gay” is when two men or two ladies sleep in the same bed.’
‘Oh.’ *pause* ‘Can we stop for ice cream on the way home?’
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
