RE: Avoid the X-mas rush, hate me now.
November 25, 2020 at 1:41 pm
(This post was last modified: November 25, 2020 at 1:49 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(November 25, 2020 at 1:33 pm)Brian37 Wrote: 35k to 40k up, my last thought is about the meal. My first thought is WHY THE FUCK IS THIS TIN CAN BOUNCING AROUND LIKE A PING PONG BALL IN A JAR!
Psh, who cares about that shit? That's what missiles with wings do... bounce around. If they try to feed me ham slice instead of hot wings..I'll stage an in-flight coup. That's the risk they take on while hoping to make immense profit from my impatience.
If I die on a full stomach after a good meal, I have no complaints. 10/10, would do again.
( I remember a puff piece about a stewardess who floated the idea of reducing the amount of olives for the in fight first class salad by one....and I thought - I'll kill you, get your grubby corporate hands out of my rabbit food....don't tell me that I haven't paid you many times over for a goddamned olive.)
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