I put this in the humor section because I don't believe it warrants any serious discussion.
But I am curious to hear from apologists.
Why didn't Jesus travel the whole world to spread the word of God? Was God not interested in India, Australia, America?
I mean, God gave Jesus the ability to walk on water, right? But hippie Jesus was more interested in performing parlor tricks in his own neighborhood.
No wonder the old man had him offed!
I know this sounds crazy but is it possible that the bible was written by sheep herders instead who knew nothing of these other great places and their peoples?
Even the King James revision from 1604-1610 wouldn't embellish it because Australia still wasn't discovered by the poms for another 150 years!
Didn't mean to offend any theists, I'm just bored is all
But I am curious to hear from apologists.
Why didn't Jesus travel the whole world to spread the word of God? Was God not interested in India, Australia, America?
I mean, God gave Jesus the ability to walk on water, right? But hippie Jesus was more interested in performing parlor tricks in his own neighborhood.
No wonder the old man had him offed!
I know this sounds crazy but is it possible that the bible was written by sheep herders instead who knew nothing of these other great places and their peoples?
Even the King James revision from 1604-1610 wouldn't embellish it because Australia still wasn't discovered by the poms for another 150 years!
Didn't mean to offend any theists, I'm just bored is all
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Know God, Know fear.
