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Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"

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Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
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RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
February 13, 2021 at 4:57 pm
"If your box of chocolates tastes like bitter almonds, it is an acquired taste."

"I bought you a vacuum cleaner."

"I booked us a table at Hardees".

"I got us a Valentine's suit at the hotel, it has a coin operated vibrating bed."

"You're complaining that I got the flowers out of your own garden?"

"You misunderstood me. I didn't say you looked like the Mona Lisa, I said you moan like my co worker Lisa."

"Don't feel bad that your pills are smaller than the Higgs Boson particle, I am always glad when football season comes around."
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Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"

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Valentine's "Things you don't want to see" - by Brian37 - February 13, 2021 at 12:55 pm
RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see" - by brewer - February 13, 2021 at 1:05 pm
RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see" - by Brian37 - February 13, 2021 at 2:40 pm
RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see" - by Brian37 - February 13, 2021 at 2:52 pm
RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see" - by Brian37 - February 13, 2021 at 4:39 pm
RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see" - by Brian37 - February 13, 2021 at 4:57 pm
RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see" - by Brian37 - February 13, 2021 at 5:24 pm
RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see" - by Brian37 - February 13, 2021 at 7:25 pm
RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see" - by Brian37 - February 13, 2021 at 6:08 pm
RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see" - by Brian37 - February 13, 2021 at 6:35 pm

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