Random Thoughts

[The Valkyrie]

Why do I always seem to buy the plants that have no will to live?

Guess there was no leprechaun around for you to stick your thumb up its bum.

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I wonder how believers would react if God appeared on Earth and announced, ‘It’s pronounced “Jod”, motherfuckers’ and vanished without another word.

Boru

Is that with the American J or the Spanish J?

For the record, I have never molested a leprechaun (or any other fairy creature), with a thumb or any other appendage.

There was that incident with the banshee, but she deserved what she got.