How do you prove to everybody including yourself you're an atheist?

[Angrboda]

How do you prove that you're a theist?  Show me how you prove a belief so that I can learn from your example.

I didn't say I was a theist.

If subjectivity is your way of life though I'll have to grab my atheist dictionary and check to see if I am a theist.

When in Rome as they say.

Here we go....

Dictionary definition of theist:
a human being

Dictionary definition of atheist:
a human being who pretends not to be a human being


Well, by that definition I am a theist.

Okay. I guess the first step is to prove the existence of this dictionary, as a prelude to proving that this is what it means to be a theist.