How do you prove to everybody including yourself you're an atheist?

[Walter99]

I didn't say I was a theist.

If subjectivity is your way of life though I'll have to grab my atheist dictionary and check to see if I am a theist.

When in Rome as they say.

Here we go....

Dictionary definition of theist:
a human being

Dictionary definition of atheist:
a human being who pretends not to be a human being


Well, by that definition I am a theist.

Okay.  I guess the first step is to prove the existence of this dictionary, as a prelude to proving that this is what it means to be a theist.

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