(April 4, 2021 at 1:37 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Someone watched all episodes of "Ancient Aliens" and tried to paint a coherent history of the world according to the show, and it's all aliens: Aliens created humans, taught humans agronomy, writing, melting steel; they built pyramids and everything else; they appointed kings when they didn't rule themselves; they created Jesus and were all of the gods; they started the Renaissance; they started the industrial revolution; they interacted with founding fathers to create the U.S. for which ff thanked them by building Washington, D.C. with secret symbols to honor them; and aliens will return to destroy the world by fighting with each other on Earth in the year 2012.
How anyone could watch that crap, I'll never know.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
