I was walking down Lambton Quay in Wellington when I suddenly heard music from nowhere.
Then I found an animal companion.
I was hit by a strange and irresistable urge to dance and break out in song. I performed an impressive musical number.
Then I was arrested.
Disrupting traffic, resisting arrest, noise pollution, and animal cruelty (traumatising a guide dog).
Apparently I'm not a Disney princess!
Fucking icecream trucks!
Then I found an animal companion.
I was hit by a strange and irresistable urge to dance and break out in song. I performed an impressive musical number.
Then I was arrested.
Disrupting traffic, resisting arrest, noise pollution, and animal cruelty (traumatising a guide dog).
Apparently I'm not a Disney princess!
Fucking icecream trucks!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"