Ben and Joe are at the pub.
After a few drinks, Ben asks, "If I shagged your wife, would that make us related?"
Joe responds, "No. But it would make us even."
After a few drinks, Ben asks, "If I shagged your wife, would that make us related?"
Joe responds, "No. But it would make us even."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"